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You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man
is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
A friend is someone who knows all about you,
and loves you just the same.
- Elbert Hubbard 
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer
It is the friends you can call up at 4 A.M. that matter.
- Marlene Dietrich
Laugh, and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone;
For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth,
But has trouble enough of its own.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox
A true friend is a rock upon whom you can depend.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
If I mayn't tell you what I feel,
what is the use of a friend?
- William Makepeace Thackeray
Nine-tenths of the people were created
so you would want to be with the other tenth.
- Horace Walpole
What is a friend? I will tell you ...
it is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.
- Frank Crane
I choose you as my friend, and rejoice.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
If you love something, set it free;
if it comes back it's yours,
if it doesn't, it never was.
- Richard Bach
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo,
but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you
when the limo breaks down.
- Oprah Winfrey
When you part from your friend, you grieve not;
For that which you love most in him may be
clearer in his absence,
as the mountain to the climber
is clearer from the plain.
- Khalil Gibran
A new friend is like new wine;
when it has aged you will drink it with pleasure.
- Ecclesiastes 9:10
Your task is not to seek for love,
but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself
that you have built against it.
- A Course In Miracles (commonly misattributed to Rumi)
A friend is one who has the same enemies as you have.
- Abraham Lincoln
Throw your dreams into space like a kite,
and you do not know what it will bring back,
a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country.
- Anais Nin
Your friends love you anyway.
- Dave Barry
A friend is someone who won't stop
until he finds you and brings you home.
- Fraser Sr. in the movie Due South
My father always used to say that when you die,
if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life.
- Lee Iacocca
You are my friend when you can guard my failure,
challenge my thought and celebrate my success.
- Anonymous
A friend encourages your dreams and offers advice -
but when you don't follow it,
they still respect and love you.
- Doris Wild Helmering
The magic words for a great family are,
"I love you just the way you are."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
A true friend never gets in your way
unless you happen to be going down.
- Arnold H. Glasgow
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
- Bill Watterson
Business, you know, may bring money,
but friendship hardly ever does.
- Jane Austen
Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends.
- Jacques Delille
It is one of the blessings of old friends
that you can afford to be stupid with them.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Be careful the friends you choose -
for you will become like them.
- W. Clement Stone
Everyone hears what you say.
Friends listen to what you say.
Best friends listen to what you don't say.
- Anonymous
Best friends are the ones who can be the farthest away
but there the fastest when you call.
- Anonymous
Good friends are like stars ...
you don't always see them,
but you know they are always there.
- Anonymous
You can make more friends in two months
by becoming interested in other people
than you can in two years by trying
to get other people interested in you.
- Dale Carnegie
Front yards are not made to walk in, but, at most, through,
and you could go in the back way.
- Henry David Thoreau
Choose a friend as thou dost a wife,
till death separate you.
- William Penn
Choose your friends carefully.
Your enemies will choose you.
- Yasser Arafat
Tell me whom you live with,
and I will tell you who you are.
- Spanish Proverb
You only meet your once in a lifetime friend ...
once in a lifetime.
- Little Rascals
True friends are those who lift you up
when your heart's wings forget how to fly.
- Anonymous
One is taught by experience to put a premium
on those few people who can appreciate you for what you are.
- Gail Godwin
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions.
Small people always do that,
but the really great make you feel that
you, too, can become great.
- Mark Twain
An old friend will help you move.
A good friend will help you move a dead body.
- Jim Hayes
A true friend is one who believes in you
when you have ceased to believe in yourself.
- Anonymous
Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with.
Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up.
- Thomas J. Watson Sr.
Impart as much as you can of your spiritual being
to those who are on the road with you,
and accept as something precious
what comes back to you from them.
- Albert Schweitzer
Friendship is born at that moment
when one person says to another,
"What! You too? I thought I was the only one."
- C. S. Lewis
A holiday, the day I first named you, "friend."
- Mary Anne Radmacher
The best time to make friends is before you need them.
- Ethel Barrymore
A friend is a present you give yourself.
- Robert Louis Stevenson
Take time to play!
Ask for what you want.
Laugh.
Live loudly.
Be avid.
Learn a new thing.
Be Yourself!
- Mary Anne Radmacher
When it hurts to look back,
and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there.
- Anonymous
Your friend is the man who knows all about you,
and still likes you.
- Elbert Hubbard
Your visions will become clear only
when you can look into your own heart.
Who looks outside, dreams;
who looks inside, awakes.
- Carl Jung
Regret is an appalling waste of energy,
you can't build on it - it's only good for wallowing in.
- Katherine Mansfield
Falling in love you remain a child; rising in love you mature.
By and by love becomes not a relationship,
it becomes a state of your being.
Not that you are in love - now you are love.
- Osho
Spread love everywhere you go.
Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier.
- Mother Teresa
Okay, so it's a matter of life and death - now are you happy?
Urgency is never a path to joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Life's a game, all you have to do is know how to play it.
- Anonymous
All you need is love.
- John Lennon
To the people who love you,
you are beautiful already.
This is not because they're
blind to your shortcomings
but because they so clearly see your soul.
- Victoria Moran
Every time you smile at someone,
it is an action of love,
a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.
- Mother Teresa
People don't care how much you know
until they know how much they care.
- John C. Maxwell
It's a funny thing about life;
if you refuse to accept anything but the best,
you very often get it.
- W. Somerset Maugham
A divorce is like an amputation:
you survive it, but there's less of you.
- Margaret Atwood
Youth, large, lusty, loving -
Youth, full of grace, force, fascination.
Do you know that Old Age may come after you
with equal grace, force, fascination?
- Walt Whitman
Going nowhere faster will not get you somewhere.
- Alan Cohen
The art of acceptance is the art of making someone
who has just done you a small favor
wish that he might have done you a greater one.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
If your only tool is a hammer,
you tend to see every problem as a nail.
- Abraham Maslow
You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you.
You have to go to them sometimes.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
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