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Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer
but wish we didn't.
- Erica Jong

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Your friends love you anyway.
- Dave Barry

Be careful the friends you choose -
for you will become like them.
- W. Clement Stone

The best way to keep your friends
is not to give them away.
- Wilson Mizner

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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Nine-tenths of the people were created
so you would want to be with the other tenth.
- Horace Walpole

The secret of ugliness consists not in irregularity,
but in being uninteresting.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life - for most people - is their past projected large
onto the movie screen of their future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

 

Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable
who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side.
- Joseph Addison

You can discover what your enemy fears most
by observing the means he uses to frighten you.
- Michael Moncur

Thinking isn't agreeing or disagreeing. That's voting.
- Robert Frost

The pendulum of the mind alternates
between sense and nonsense,
not between right and wrong.
- Carl Jung

Passion rules reason.
- Terry Goodkind

The man who can't dance thinks the band is no good.
- Polish Proverb

Man prefers to believe what he prefers to be true.
- Francis Bacon

Great minds discuss ideas;
average minds discuss events;
small minds discuss people.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

We are born princes, and the civilizing process makes us frogs.
- Publilius Syrus

One never notices what has been done;
one can only see what remains to be done.
- Marie Curie

Normal is in the eye of the beholder.
- Whoopi Goldberg

If a man is proud of his wealth,
he should not be praised until it is known how he employs it.
- Socrates

Don't part with your illusions.
When they are gone you may still exist,
but you have ceased to live.
- Mark Twain

Most truths are so naked
that people feel sorry for them
and cover them up,
at least a little bit.
- Edward R. Murrow

Okay, so it's a matter of life and death - now are you happy?
Urgency is never a path to joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
and that's what parents were created for.
- Ogden Nash

Life is a game - a game you can never win.
You already know the final score: Life 1, You 0.
Doesn't mean you can't have fun playing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Between believing a thing and thinking you KNOW
is only a small step and quickly taken.
- Mark Twain

We only see what we want to see,
and hear what we want to hear
- don Miguel Ruiz

Stupid is as stupid does.
- the movie Forrest Gump (1994)

Speak when you are angry -
and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
- Laurence J. Peter

Modern cynics and skeptics... see no harm in paying those
to whom they entrust the minds of their children
a smaller wage than is paid to those to whom
they entrust the care of their plumbing.
- John F. Kennedy

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth
or burn down your house, you can never tell.
- Joan Crawford

Love is an endless mystery,
for it has nothing else to explain it.
- Rabindranath Tagore

The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
- Robert Anthony

It takes a long while for a naturally trustful person
to reconcile himself to the idea that
after all God will not help him
- H. L. Mencken

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully
as when they do it from religious conviction.
- Blaise Pascal

The man who promises everything, is sure to fulfill nothing,
and everyone who promises too much is in danger of
using evil means in order to carry out his promises,
and is already on the road to perdition.
- Carl Jung

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
- Robert A. Heinlein

A competent and self-confident person is
incapable of jealousy in anything.
Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
- Robert A. Heinlein

I won't miss you.
I will miss who I thought you were.
- Anonymous

We are stripped bare by the curse of plenty.
- Winston Churchill

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of,
he always declares that it's his duty.
- George Bernard Shaw

Man knows so much and does so little.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

It is far better to be alone,
than to be in bad company.
- George Washington

The moral arc of the universe
bends at the elbow of justice.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

When you have to kill a man,
it costs nothing to be polite.
- Winston Churchill

Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody
- John Churton Collins

The world is a mirror for anger,
which returns to its source as burning torment.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.
It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
- Mark Twain (attributed)

Some things will never seem adequate
no matter how hard we try.
- from the movie White Man's Burden

There are three rules for dating:
1) Don't;
2) If you must, just be careful;
3) Forget the rules, your hormones will win anyway.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If misery loves company, misery has company enough.
- Henry David Thoreau

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love,
listens but doesn't believe,
and leaves before she is left.
- Marilyn Monroe

The road to perdition has ever been
accompanied by lip service to an ideal.
- Albert Einstein

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
- Henry David Thoreau

Sometimes, indeed, there is such a discrepancy
between the genius and his human qualities
that one has to ask oneself whether
a little less talent might not have been better.
- Carl Jung

Is That All There Is?
- Peggy Lee

People do not like to think.
If one thinks, one must reach conclusions.
Conclusions are not always pleasant.
- Helen Keller

By all means marry.
If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher
and that is a good thing for any man.
- Socrates

The very ink with which all history
is written is merely fluid prejudice.
- Mark Twain

A very small degree of hope
is sufficient to cause the birth of love.
- Henri B. Stendhal

For me every ruler is alien that defies public opinion.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Watch what people are cynical about,
and one can often discover what they lack.
- George S. Patton

Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does.
Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.
- James A. Baldwin

Those who play with the devil's toys
will be brought by degrees to wield his sword.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live,
it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.
- Oscar Wilde

We are all so much together,
but we are all dying of loneliness.
- Albert Schweitzer

Two things are infinite:
the universe and human stupidity;
and I'm not sure about the universe.
- Albert Einstein

The most important words in the English language
are not "I love you" but "It's benign."
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

The best thing about the future is
that it comes one day at a time.
- Abraham Lincoln

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
- W. C. Fields

Be smarter than other people, just don't tell them so.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.


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