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Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer
but wish we didn't.
- Erica Jong

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Your friends love you anyway.
- Dave Barry

The best way to keep your friends
is not to give them away.
- Wilson Mizner

Nine-tenths of the people were created
so you would want to be with the other tenth.
- Horace Walpole

 

Be careful the friends you choose -
for you will become like them.
- W. Clement Stone

Thinking isn't agreeing or disagreeing. That's voting.
- Robert Frost

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable
who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side.
- Joseph Addison

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Passion rules reason.
- Terry Goodkind

If a man is proud of his wealth,
he should not be praised until it is known how he employs it.
- Socrates

Most truths are so naked
that people feel sorry for them
and cover them up,
at least a little bit.
- Edward R. Murrow

Great minds discuss ideas;
average minds discuss events;
small minds discuss people.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Man prefers to believe what he prefers to be true.
- Francis Bacon

We only see what we want to see,
and hear what we want to hear
- don Miguel Ruiz

You can discover what your enemy fears most
by observing the means he uses to frighten you.
- Michael Moncur

One never notices what has been done;
one can only see what remains to be done.
- Marie Curie

Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
and that's what parents were created for.
- Ogden Nash

Life is a game - a game you can never win.
You already know the final score: Life 1, You 0.
Doesn't mean you can't have fun playing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Between believing a thing and thinking you KNOW
is only a small step and quickly taken.
- Mark Twain

The secret of ugliness consists not in irregularity,
but in being uninteresting.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Okay, so it's a matter of life and death - now are you happy?
Urgency is never a path to joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The pendulum of the mind alternates
between sense and nonsense,
not between right and wrong.
- Carl Jung

We are born princes, and the civilizing process makes us frogs.
- Publilius Syrus

The man who can't dance thinks the band is no good.
- Polish Proverb

Don't part with your illusions.
When they are gone you may still exist,
but you have ceased to live.
- Mark Twain

Life - for most people - is their past projected large
onto the movie screen of their future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Normal is in the eye of the beholder.
- Whoopi Goldberg

Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

The man who promises everything, is sure to fulfill nothing,
and everyone who promises too much is in danger of
using evil means in order to carry out his promises,
and is already on the road to perdition.
- Carl Jung

Some things will never seem adequate
no matter how hard we try.
- from the movie White Man's Burden

By all means marry.
If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher
and that is a good thing for any man.
- Socrates

We are all so much together,
but we are all dying of loneliness.
- Albert Schweitzer

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully
as when they do it from religious conviction.
- Blaise Pascal

Speak when you are angry -
and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
- Laurence J. Peter

Sometimes, indeed, there is such a discrepancy
between the genius and his human qualities
that one has to ask oneself whether
a little less talent might not have been better.
- Carl Jung

The moral arc of the universe
bends at the elbow of justice.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Modern cynics and skeptics... see no harm in paying those
to whom they entrust the minds of their children
a smaller wage than is paid to those to whom
they entrust the care of their plumbing.
- John F. Kennedy

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
- Robert A. Heinlein

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love,
listens but doesn't believe,
and leaves before she is left.
- Marilyn Monroe

Watch what people are cynical about,
and one can often discover what they lack.
- George S. Patton

Is That All There Is?
- Peggy Lee

The very ink with which all history
is written is merely fluid prejudice.
- Mark Twain

A competent and self-confident person is
incapable of jealousy in anything.
Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
- Robert A. Heinlein

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth
or burn down your house, you can never tell.
- Joan Crawford

It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.
It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
- Mark Twain (attributed)

The road to perdition has ever been
accompanied by lip service to an ideal.
- Albert Einstein

Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does.
Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.
- James A. Baldwin

We are stripped bare by the curse of plenty.
- Winston Churchill

Man knows so much and does so little.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody
- John Churton Collins

It takes a long while for a naturally trustful person
to reconcile himself to the idea that
after all God will not help him
- H. L. Mencken

When you have to kill a man,
it costs nothing to be polite.
- Winston Churchill

The world is a mirror for anger,
which returns to its source as burning torment.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
- Henry David Thoreau

There are three rules for dating:
1) Don't;
2) If you must, just be careful;
3) Forget the rules, your hormones will win anyway.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I won't miss you.
I will miss who I thought you were.
- Anonymous

Those who play with the devil's toys
will be brought by degrees to wield his sword.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

For me every ruler is alien that defies public opinion.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of,
he always declares that it's his duty.
- George Bernard Shaw

Stupid is as stupid does.
- the movie Forrest Gump (1994)

If misery loves company, misery has company enough.
- Henry David Thoreau

The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
- Robert Anthony

Love is an endless mystery,
for it has nothing else to explain it.
- Rabindranath Tagore

It is far better to be alone,
than to be in bad company.
- George Washington

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live,
it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.
- Oscar Wilde

People do not like to think.
If one thinks, one must reach conclusions.
Conclusions are not always pleasant.
- Helen Keller

A very small degree of hope
is sufficient to cause the birth of love.
- Henri B. Stendhal

The best thing about the future is
that it comes one day at a time.
- Abraham Lincoln

I do not fear death.
I had been dead for billions and billions
of years before I was born,
and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
- Mark Twain

When trouble arises and things look bad,
there is always one individual who perceives a solution
and is willing to take command.
Very often, that individual is crazy.
- Dave Barry

I am neither bitter nor cynical but I do wish
there was less immaturity in political thinking.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
- Oscar Wilde


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