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I love being married.
It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner

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My boyfriend and I broke up.
He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
- Rita Rudner

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced
so they won't think something's wrong with me.
- Elayne Boosler

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man
is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

 

A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

That married couples can live together day after day
is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.
- Bill Cosby

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits
and then complain that he's not the man she married?
- Barbra Streisand

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Hey, Marge. Isn't it great being married
to someone who's recklessly impulsive?
- The Simpsons Movie (2007)

No man is truly married until he understands
every word his wife is NOT saying.
- Anonymous

When people get married because they think
it's a long-time love affair,
they'll be divorced very soon,
because all love affairs end in disappointment.
But marriage is a recognition of a spiritual identity.
- Joseph Campbell

I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx

It's tough to stay married.
My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
- Rodney Dangerfield

I married the first man I ever kissed.
When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.
- Barbara Bush

My advice to you is get married:
if you find a good wife you'll be happy;
if not, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates

Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles.
- Henry Ward Beecher

Love is so much better when you're not married.
- Maria Callas

The only good husbands stay bachelors:
They're too considerate to get married.
- Finley Peter Dunne

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
- Red Skelton

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water.
After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
- Minnie Pearl

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
- Henny Youngman

I met an American woman and got married so I had to get a job.
- Walter Wager

One was never married, and that's his hell;
another is,
and that's his plague.
- Robert Burton

Staying married may have long-term benefits.
You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over
a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
- P. J. O'Rourke

No man is regular in his attendance at the House of
Commons until he is married.
- Benjamin Disraeli

If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married,
and another list of the reasons for their divorce,
you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.
- Mignon McLaughlin

Never get married in the morning - you never know who
you might meet that night.
- Paul Hornung

When you have a baby, love is automatic,
when you get married, love is earned.
- Marie Osmond

Many important things shouldn't be done half-way.
Think of getting married, having children,
starting a business, changing your career.
There are times to gather your courage
and make the leap, the whole leap.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist,
and neither one would take the garbage out.
- Lee Grant

I'm married to the theater but my mistress is the films.
- Oskar Werner

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find
a woman I don't like and give her a house.
- Lewis Grizzard

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about,
he goes off and gets married.
- Robert Frost

I married beneath me, all women do.
- Nancy Astor

Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom;
wait until they have been married longer.
- Edgar Watson Howe

One should never know too precisely
whom one has married
- Friedrich Nietzsche

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men
for the criticism of one,
go ahead, get married.
- Katharine Hepburn

A married woman has the same right to control her own
body as does an unmarried woman.
- Sol Wachtler

Caesar might have married Cleopatra,
but he had a wife at home.
There's always something.
- Will Cuppy

Do real life people actually fall in love
with the idea of being in love?
Unfortunately, it is actually quite common.
Someone wants desperately to have
the husband or wife of their dreams.
They visualize the vine-covered cottage
with the white picket fence.
They choose the colors for the nursery.
They design all the aspects of their married life.
A real person stands no chance of measuring up to those fantasies.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start
if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
- Elbert Hubbard

Married or unmarried, young or old, poet or worker,
you are still a dreamer, and will one time know,
and feel, that your life is but a dream.
- Donald G. Mitchell

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives
as much as if we had never married at all.
- Lord Byron

A man in love is incomplete until he has married.
Then he's finished.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

I've had an exciting time; I married for love and got
a little money along with it.
- Rose Kennedy

Bachelors know more about women than married men;
if they didn't they'd be married too.
- H. L. Mencken

When I get married, it'll be no secret.
- Elvis Presley

Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles,
because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering
why Daddy was kissing someone else.
- Chevy Chase

Married people from my generation are like an endangered species!
- Patrice Leconte

I'm fortunate that the books sell, but even more fortunate to live in Chatham,
to be very happily married and to have,
on the whole, a fairly clear conscience.
- Bernard Cornwell

I deal with unhappy marriages a lot.
I've never been married, I'm single.
- Paula Danziger

The average Hollywood film star's ambition is to be admired by an American,
courted by an Italian, married to an Englishman and have a French boyfriend.
- Katharine Hepburn

If we thought it would improve our relationship,
we would get married tomorrow, but as it is,
nearly 7 years after we got engaged,
we are content to wait.
- Benny Anderson

You don't have to be married to have a good friend
as your partner for life.
- Greta Garbo

On the whole, show business is a hard business in which to be married.
- Scott Bakula

Everything that is worthwhile in life is scary.
Choosing a school, choosing a career,
getting married, having kids -
all those things are scary.
If it is not fearful, it is not worthwhile.
- Paul Tornier

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can
stay single and make thousands miserable?
- Carrie P. Snow

Just because you're of the same sex,
what difference does it make? Get married to whomever you want.
- Famke Janssen

We're planning on being married for a long,
long time.
- Nick Lachey

Americans, indeed, often seem to be so overwhelmed
by their children that they'll do anything for them
except stay married to the co-producer.
- Katherine Whitehorn

I was so cold the other day, I almost got married.
- Shelley Winters

Staying focused is hard work and staying married is even harder.
- Crystal Gayle

Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me
trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap.
- Don Rickles

I seemed to belong to three countries:
I had an apartment in Paris,
a house in Hollywood, and when I married British theater director Peter Hall,
I moved to London.
- Leslie Caron

Sometimes when I visit my sister and her two children,
I wonder if she missed a lot by getting married.
Right now, nothing could be further from my mind than getting married.
- Natalie Wood

I'm married, which means that instead of occasionally
wondering about men from afar,
I actually live with one and can be constantly astounded
by the strange male brain.
- Cathy Guisewite

My mother's been married many, many times and grew
up believing in love like that.
It's remarkable.
- Sherilyn Fenn

When I was 21 I stopped and got married.
I tried for a while to be the perfect wife,
society this, society that but it wasn't working,
so after about a year I went back to work.
- Pia Zadora

After years of doing it, you learn the difference between
your ego and your opinion.
When you're married you have to cut through that.
- Dan Castellaneta

Organic buildings are the strength
and lightness of the spiders' spinning,
buildings qualified by light,
bred by native character to environment,
married to the ground.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Being married is kind of like being a Ken-doll;
you don't get to dress yourself anymore.
- Grover Norquist

Suggesting a married Jesus is one thing,
but questioning the Resurrection undermines the very
heart of Christian belief.
- Dan Brown


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