Quotes about Toast and Friendship
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With my wife I don't get no respect.
I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.'
The waiter joined me.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Thanksgiving is nothing but a toast to genocide.
- Stephen Evans
I've never cooked.
I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast.
- Ethel Merman
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts
within nests of parentheses.
- Alan Perlis
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time".
So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
- Steven Wright
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There is a bright spot or two for the Spaniards.
French toast has become freedom toast on the Air Force One breakfast menu,
but the Spanish omelet is still a Spanish omelet.
- Suzanne Fields
That includes not cutting down the rain forest,
and stop polluting the ocean because once we kill the
coral reefs and the rain forest,
this earth is toast.
- Michael Berryman
I love my lifestyle now, but at the end of nine months,
You are toast.
It's like running a marathon.
You can't think while you're doing it.
Especially when different directors come in who are not part of the posse,
- Christopher Meloni
So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet,
toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions,
a dish of pickles, a big slice of watermelon and two bottles of cream soda.
- John Steinbeck
We used to wash our hair in buckets and survive on toasted sandwiches,
chocolates and soup.
- Joan Greenwood
Coffee in England is just toasted milk.
- Christopher Fry
I cast my bread on the waters long ago.
Now it's time for you to send it back to me -
toasted and buttered on both sides.
- Jesse Jackson
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath
toys were a toaster and a radio.
- Joan Rivers
I could tell my parents hated me.
My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Never put a sock in a toaster.
- Eddie Izzard
I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate,
lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in
a toaster oven for 23 minutes once every month.
- Dean Koontz
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
- Clint Eastwood
Television is like the American toaster,
you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.
- Alfred Hitchcock
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a
woman and begins roasting her.
- Helen Rowland
This day I will marry my friend,
the one I laugh with, live for, dream with, love.
It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks.
She's not marrying the best man.
(Groom), take (Bride)'s hand and place your hand over hers.
Now, remember this moment and cherish it...
because this will be the last time you ever have the upper hand.
To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the wedding cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it;
Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Ogden Nash
The Wedding March always reminds me of the music
played when soldiers go into battle.
- Heinrich Heine
A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love,
trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity.
The order varies for any given year.
- Paul Sweeney
A wedding is just like a funeral
except that you get to smell your own flowers.
- Grace Hansen
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother
why the bride changed her mind.
What do you mean? responded her mother.
Well, she went down the aisle with one man,
and came back with another.
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
- James Thurber
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
- Eddie Cantor
For years my wedding ring has done its job.
It has led me not into temptation.
It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties
that it's time to go home.
It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion.
It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
- Erma Bombeck
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
- Joseph Addison
I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale...
huge, beautiful and white.
- Paris Hilton
I was a bridesmaid at a wedding in one picture.
- Dorothy Malone
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.
- Margot Asquith
Those are the men who will dance at your wedding.
- Guy Madison
In marriage there are no manners to keep up,
and beneath the wildest accusations no real criticism.
Each is familiar with that ancient child in the other who may erupt again.
We are not ridiculous to ourselves.
We are ageless.
That is the luxury of the wedding ring.
- Enid Bagnold
The day of the wedding went like these things generally do,
full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy.
- Janet Street-Porter
I sang a song at my sister's wedding.
My mother forced me into that, too.
But that one felt all right.
- Adam Sandler
A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast.
- Friedrich Schiller
One time when somebody showed up in a wedding dress,
but I never knew if it was a joke, or she was serious.
She asked me to marry her.
She was serious.
It was pretty funny.
- Bryan White
You may invite the entire 35th Division to your wedding if you want to.
I guess it's going to be yours as well as mine.
We might as well have the church full while we are at it.
- Bess Truman
When widows exclaim loudly against second marriages,
I would always lay a wager than the man,
If not the wedding day, is absolutely fixed on.
- Henry Fielding
I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing.
I ain't even never been to a wedding.
- Mike Epps
I really did put up all my wedding pictures on my website.
And I swear to you, my wedding pictures got downloaded
just as much as my bikini pictures.
- Cindy Margolis
An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than
a summons to a police court.
- William Feather
I just wrapped this movie called The Wedding Crashers
which was a pretty big break for me.
- Bradley Cooper
The Wedding March has a bit of a death march in it.
- Brian May
My face looks like a wedding-cake left out in the rain.
- W. H. Auden
Actually I got picked because I was the only one who fit the wedding gown -
they had my size.
- Kevin McDonald
The one thing that I'm in charge of in this wedding is the food.
- Rob Mariano
Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night.
- Peter Ustinov
No wedding bells for me anymore.
I've been happily married to my profession for years.
- Shirley Bassey
The first thing I did when I sold my book was buy a
new wedding ring for my wife and asked her to marry me all over again.
- Nicholas Sparks
My grandfather Frank Lloyd Wright wore a red sash on his wedding night.
That is glamour!
- Anne Baxter
I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown,
for qualities that would wear well.
- Oliver Goldsmith
When I decided to get married at 40,
I couldn't find a dress with the modernity or sophistication I wanted.
That's when I saw the opportunity for a wedding gown business.
- Vera Wang
Saw a wedding in the church.
It was strange to see what delight we married people
have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.
- Samuel Pepys
I saw a photograph of a wedding conducted by Reverend
Moon of the Unification Church.
I wanted to understand this event, and the only way
to understand it was to write about it.
- Don DeLillo
I wear my wedding ring.
We talk about when we're going to get married again,
which we hope is going to take place some time in this
incredibly hectic calendar year.
- Jim Lampley
When he came back from downtown, he had forgotten to bring his license,
his identification, the $2 for the wedding license.
So we got married two days later.
- Eydie Gorme
I'll get pretty much everything the way I want it.
I've always dreamed of a beach wedding.
- Nicole Appleton
I hadn't been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that
the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank
wouldn't show for my wedding.
- Sammy Davis, Jr.
I'm taking one thing at a time.
With the children and launching my solo career it would
drive me to a nervous breakdown if I tried to organise
a wedding on top of that.
- Natasha Hamilton
My husband, Jim, converted to Judaism just before our wedding.
- Anita Diament
When I design a wedding dress with a bustle,
it has to be one the bride can dance in.
I love the idea that something is practical and still looks great.
- Vera Wang
A lot of people think I'm that guy in 'Betsy's Wedding',
but I'm not.
What it is for me is that, on some level,
I connect with the character emotionally.
- Anthony LaPaglia
A lawyer I once knew told me of a strange case,
a suffragette who had never married.
After her death, he opened her trunk and discovered 50 wedding gowns.
- Marguerite Young
I want the big drama.
I always said I don't want a wedding I want a parade.
- Star Jones
Whoever eats anything at a wedding luncheon? They make
the food out of papier mache.
My salad had been used four or five times this week.
- Peter Ruric
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