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False friends are the worst. May you find value in these quotes about fake friends from my collection of friendship quotes.

An insincere and evil friend is more
to be feared than a wild beast;
a wild beast may wound your body,
but an evil friend will wound your mind.
- The Buddha

You got nothing to lose.
You don't lose when you lose fake friends.
- Joan Jett

False friends are like our shadow,
keeping close to us while we walk in the sunshine,
but leaving us the instant we cross into the shade.
- Christian Nestell Bovee

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Women might be able to fake orgasms.
But men can fake whole relationships.
- Sharon Stone

False friendship, like the ivy, decays and ruins the walls it embraces;
but true friendship gives new life and animation to the object it supports.
- Richard Burton

If one of two lovers is loyal, and the other jealous and false,
how may their friendship last, for Love is slain!
- Marie de France


I must've got whacked on the head.
He presented a totally false person for me to fall in love with.
- Christie Brinkley

If only one could tell true love from false love
as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools.
- Katherine Mansfield

It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company.
- George Washington

Fake relationships and fake people coming up to me
and all of a sudden wanting to be my friend.
- Jason Ritter

"Mother Teresa Prayer"
People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered;
... Forgive them anyway.
If you are kind, people may accuse you
of selfish, ulterior motives;
... Be kind anyway.
If you are successful, you will win some
false friends and some true enemies;
... Succeed anyway.
If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you;
... Be honest and frank anyway.
What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight;
... Build anyway.
If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous;
... Be happy anyway.
The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow;
... Do good anyway.
Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough;
... Give the world the best you've got anyway.
You see, in the final analysis, it is between you and God;
It was never between you and them anyway.
We can do no great things - only small things with great love.
- although commonly attributed to Mother Teresa,
who kept a copy of this prayer on
the wall of her Calcutta orphanage,
this prayer was actually written by Kent Keith.

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.
- William Shakespeare

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
- Mitch Hedberg

It'll be nice not to have to use my fake IDs anymore.
- Phil Mickelson

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
- George Burns

I'm not a film star, I am an actress. Being a film star is such a false life, lived for fake values and for publicity.
- Vivien Leigh

Well, you know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it.
- Cesar Romero

It's better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody.
- Matt Damon

It's a mental fake-out to myself. I make believe I'm making a new show so I forget the material I was working on and make up some fresh material.
- Eric Bogosian

We all agree that manufacturers have a right to ensure that fake goods are not marketed in their names and that their own goods are not marketed under fake names.
- John Conyers

Actually I am very glad that people can buy Armani - even if it's a fake. I like the fact that I'm so popular around the world.
- Giorgio Armani

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
- Groucho Marx

I'll never try to put on a fake image. I'm just Zac.
- Zac Efron

The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake.
- Steve Allen

After all, it is hard to master both life and work equally well. So if you are bound to fake one of them, it had better be life.
- Joseph Brodsky

Anything that consoles is fake.
- Iris Murdoch

To fake it is to stand guard over emptiness.
- Arthur Herzog

You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.
- Carrie Fisher

Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself. Being true to anyone else or anything else is not only impossible, but the mark of a fake messiah.
- Richard Bach

The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
- George Burns

If you haven't got it. Fake it! Too short? Wear big high heels, but do practice walking.
- Victoria Adams

It worried me when Britney snogged Madonna. It looked a bit fake. It screamed 'We're in this for the money.
- Simon Le Bon

You can't fake it when you're alone with God, you know.
- Jim Bakker

When I was 13 I had a fake Id that said that I was 19. I was getting in all the clubs.
- Kurtis Blow

My fake Japanese was smooth enough to earn me the title of 'The Emperor of Pleasing Graciousness' in that country.
- Wolfman Jack

One thing I hate in movies is when the camera starts circling around the characters. I find that totally fake.
- Takeshi Kitano

It is a very honest world, our work. I think you cannot fake anything.
- Luciano Pavarotti

I never want to fake it. That's my whole thing.
- Peabo Bryson

I just don't want to end up on something that bores the hell out of me. Otherwise, I'll fake a knee injury and get out of there.
- Sasha Alexander

Most important to any fake story is a plausible, realistic edge with a satirical twist that is topical.
- Joey Skaggs

Because we're actors we can pretend and fake it, but I'd rather the intimate investment was authentic.
- Keanu Reeves

If the price is very cheap then it's almost certainly a fake.
- David Russell

Robert Frost had always said you mustn't think of the last line first, or it's only a fake poem, not a real one. I'm inclined to agree.
- Howard Nemerov

Don't we all just really try to fake it well?
- Yancy Butler

I use fake tan myself with a self tanning spray.
- Lisa Snowdon

You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal.
- William S. Burroughs

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
- Rita Rudner

I wrote about people who liked fake fireplaces in their parlor, who thought a brass horse with a clock embedded in its flank was wonderful.
- Betty Smith

Nothing is so easy to fake as the inner vision.
- Robertson Davies

Fake it until you make it.
- Steven Tyler

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.
- Doug Coupland

You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
- George Burns

I'm disappointed in acting as a craft. I want everything to go back to Orson Welles and fake noses and changing your voice. It's become so much about personality.
- Spencer Tracy

You can't fake listening. It shows.
- Raquel Welch

You can fake your age or mask it, but the passion that moves the characters has to be real.
- Victoria Abril

Hippies are so phoney and fake.
- George Harrison

Sugar Ray and talked about doing some articles together or writing a book together but dealing with Sugar Ray was a lot like fighting him. He would fake you in and then he'd drop you.
- Dick Schaap

It is Hillary's lot in life not to be able to fake it well.
- Rich Lowry

The eating of burning brimstone is an entirely fake performance.
- Harry Houdini

It's my body. And I like my body. And I like my breasts. And no, they're not fake.
- Lindsay Lohan

If I didn't have fake nails, my fingers would be bloody stumps.
- Nikki Cox

Sincerity: if you can fake it, you've got it made.
- Daniel Schorr

Santa was a fake.
- Stephen Lawrence

Fake is as old as the Eden tree.
- Orson Welles

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.
- Lenny Bruce

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
- Sharon Stone

But from the time I was very little, it was something I would do all the time, just sing, dance and act. So it wasn't something that was fake or contrived as I got older.
- Jennifer Lopez

You can't pretend to be a Sharon Stone or a Marilyn Monroe. You really can't fake that.
- Claire Bloom

Because I hate fake people and I always think I'm never fake.
- Victoria Jackson

I couldn't believe they were saying I put a horrible fake plastic bosom over scars I was trying to heal and keep it in place with a tight bra, which could stop my blood flow, just so I could fit into my clothes.
- Koo Stark

There have been at least three other cases in which federal agencies have succeeded in placing fake news reports on television during the Bush presidency. It was a really good tour. It seemed maybe about a week too long.
- Frank Rich

You have to also provide a video for it, look a certain way and big hair... If you're a woman it's even more strange with fake fingernails and corsets and all this stuff that was big in the 80s.
- Ann Wilson

They have been saying for a long time that Iraq made an effort to import active uranium, and my colleague demonstrated the other day that they came to the conclusion that it was a fake document that everybody is relying upon.
- Hans Blix

I would say 95% of the time, because you just can't remember your lines if you're drinking alcohol. I would say about 95% of the time it was grape juice or this fake wine, which was horrible.
- Thomas Haden Church

I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
- John Waters

It's kind of beating a dead horse if you're talking about going out and saying wrestling's fake, or this or that. People don't want to hear that. They want to hear, they wanted to find an inside story.
- Owen Hart

I'm only 24 so I like to think I'm still close enough to 17 to still remember what it was like. Besides, I could just fake it and get away with it... it's not like there are any teenagers that still read comics.
- Robert Kirkman

I'm foremost an actor. I feel embarrassed being compared to the guys who really work at it. I fake it, I make believe I know all about it, which is what you're supposed to do as an actor.
- Lloyd Bridges

I don't want to imitate life in movies; I want to represent it. And in that representation, you use the colors you feel, and sometimes they are fake colors. But always it's to show one emotion.
- Pedro Almodovar

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