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I have often wanted to drown my troubles,
but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
- Anonymous
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Friends are God's way of apologizing to us for our families.
- Anonymous
The best friend is the man who in wishing me well
wishes it for my sake.
- Anonymous
Friends are like bras:
close to your heart and there for support.
- Anonymous
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Everyone hears what you say.
Friends listen to what you say.
Best friends listen to what you don't say.
- Anonymous
Sometimes new love comes between old friends.
Sometimes the best love was the one that was always there.
- Anonymous
Friends are angels who lift us to our feet
when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
- Anonymous
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
- Latin Proverb
Best friends are the ones who can be the farthest away
but there the fastest when you call.
- Anonymous
When it hurts to look back,
and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there.
- Anonymous
Tell me whom you live with,
and I will tell you who you are.
- Spanish Proverb
A friend is someone who understands my past,
believes in my future,
and accepts me just the way I am.
- Anonymous
The finest kind of friendship is between people
who expect a great deal of each other but never ask it.
- Anonymous
True friends are those who lift you up
when your heart's wings forget how to fly.
- Anonymous
A best friend is like a four leaf clover,
hard to find and lucky to have.
- Anonymous
It is better to be in chains with friends,
than to be in a garden with strangers.
- Persian Proverb
The best mirror is an old friend.
- Proverb
Life without a friend is like death without a witness.
- Spanish proverb
A true friend is one who believes in you
when you have ceased to believe in yourself.
- Anonymous
Truly great friends are hard to find,
difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.
- Anonymous
Books and friends should be few but good.
- Anonymous
Good friends are like stars ...
you don't always see them,
but you know they are always there.
- Anonymous
Friends are those rare people who ask how we are
and then wait to hear the answer.
- Anonymous
You are my friend when you can guard my failure,
challenge my thought and celebrate my success.
- Anonymous
Everyone has a "best friend" during each stage of life,
but only a precious few have the same one.
- Anonymous
There are not many things in life
so beautiful as true friendship,
and not many things more uncommon.
- Anonymous
True love has no limits.
- Anonymous
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away.
- Anonymous
Life's a game, all you have to do is know how to play it.
- Anonymous
No amount of self-improvement can make up
for a lack of self-acceptance.
- Anonymous
The man who can't dance thinks the band is no good.
- Polish Proverb
Hell is living with someone who complains, whines, and argues.
- Anonymous
Happiness is a state of mind.
- Anonymous
Love is saying "I feel differently,"
instead of "You're wrong."
- Anonymous
Experience is a hard teacher.
She gives the test first
and the lessons afterwards.
- Anonymous
To the world you may be one person,
but to one person you may be the world.
- Anonymous (attributed to Bill Wilson, Brandi Snyder and others)
Adversity introduces a man to himself.
- Anonymous
The show must go on.
- Proverb
Life doesn't play favorites.
- Anonymous
Return love for hate.
- Anonymous
A man too busy to take care of his health is like
a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools.
- Spanish Proverb
The best relationship is one in which
your love for each other
exceeds your need for each other.
- Anonymous
A house is made of walls and beams;
a home is built with love and dreams.
- Anonymous
You can't change the past,
but you can ruin the present
by worrying about the future.
- Anonymous
A part of you has grown in me.
And so you see, it's you and me
together forever and never apart,
maybe in distance, but never in heart.
- Anonymous
Everything you say and do,
is a reflection of the inner you.
- Anonymous
A son is a son till he takes him a wife,
a daughter is a daughter all of her life.
- Irish Traditional
Envy breeds hate.
- Yiddish Proverb
A bad peace is better than a good war.
- Yiddish Proverb
Don't prepare the path for the child,
prepare the child for the path.
- Anonymous
This day I will marry my friend,
the one I laugh with, live for, dream with, love.
- Anonymous
Love me when I least deserve it,
because that's when I really need it.
- Swedish Proverb
Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often.
- Anonymous
Sisters are different flowers from the same garden.
- Anonymous
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
- Proverb
God could not be everywhere, so he created mothers.
- Jewish Proverb
True Love burns the brightest,
But the brightest flames leave the deepest scars.
- Anonymous
It hurts to love someone
and not be loved in return,
but what is more painful is to love
someone and never find the courage
to let that person know how you feel.
- Anonymous
Love is like a butterfly,
it settles upon you when you least expect it.
- Anonymous
I've learned that you should always
leave loved ones with loving words.
It may be the last time you see them.
- Anonymous
You don't marry someone you can live with,
you marry the person who you cannot live without.
- Anonymous
I won't miss you.
I will miss who I thought you were.
- Anonymous
It's so easy to fall in love
but hard to find someone who will catch you.
- Anonymous
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon,
but that we wait so long to begin it.
- Anonymous
If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't like you.
If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you.
If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you.
But I did, I do, and I will.
- Anonymous
Guys are like stars, there are millions of them,
but only one to make your dreams come true.
- Anonymous
Those we love don't go away,
They walk beside us every day,
Unseen, unheard, but always near,
Still loved, still missed and very dear.
- Anonymous
Don't fall for looks, they can deceive.
Don't fall for wealth, in the end it fades away.
Find someone who makes you smile
because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.
- Anonymous
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
- Anonymous
Moving on is simple, it's what you leave behind
that makes it so difficult.
- Anonymous
Small people never learn to be indifferent;
they either envy or pity.
- Anonymous
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