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A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend -
and he's a priest.
- Erma Bombeck
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Marriage has no guarantees.
If that's what you're looking for,
go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
- Erma Bombeck
If life is a bowl of cherries, then what am I doing in the pits?
- Erma Bombeck
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The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear.
- Maya Angelou
The easiest kind of friendship for me
is with ten thousand people.
The hardest is with one.
- Joan Baez
The language of Friendship is not words, but meanings.
It is an intelligence above language.
- Henry David Thoreau
Our chief want is someone who will inspire us
to be what we know we could be.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
The greatest compliment that was ever paid me
was when one asked me what I thought,
and attended to my answer.
- Henry David Thoreau
The happiest moments my heart knows are those in which
it is pouring forth its affections to a few esteemed characters.
- Thomas Jefferson
A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer
The meeting of two personalities is
like the contact of two chemical substances:
if there is any reaction, both are transformed.
- Carl Jung
A friend is someone who knows all about you,
and loves you just the same.
- Elbert Hubbard
The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that
they can grow separately without growing apart.
- Elisabeth Foley
The finest kind of friendship is between people
who expect a great deal of each other but never ask it.
- Anonymous
In my friend, I find a second self.
- Isabel Norton
Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend,
but it requires a very fine nature
to sympathize with a friend's success.
- Oscar Wilde
Everyone has a "best friend" during each stage of life,
but only a precious few have the same one.
- Anonymous
You are my friend when you can guard my failure,
challenge my thought and celebrate my success.
- Anonymous
I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar,
but I cherish the friend who for me
does not consult his calendar.
- Robert Brault
A best friend is like a four leaf clover,
hard to find and lucky to have.
- Anonymous
The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand,
nor the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship;
it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one
when he discovers that someone else believes in him
and is willing to trust him with his friendship.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me; I may not lead.
Just walk beside me and be my friend.
- Albert Camus
A friend is one who walks in when others walk out
- Walter Winchell
What is a friend? I will tell you ...
it is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.
- Frank Crane
An injured friend is the bitterest of foes.
- Thomas Jefferson
The only way to have a friend is to be one.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
A true friend never gets in your way
unless you happen to be going down.
- Arnold H. Glasgow
The best friend is the man who in wishing me well
wishes it for my sake.
- Anonymous
A real friend is one who walks in
when the rest of the world walks out.
- Walter Winchell
A true friend is a rock upon whom you can depend.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
A single rose can be my garden...
a single friend, my world.
- Leo Buscaglia
The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.
- Henry David Thoreau
So long as we are loved by others,
I would almost say that we are indispensable;
and no man is useless while he has a friend.
- Robert Louis Stevenson
The only reward of virtue is virtue;
the only way to have a friend is to be one.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
A true friend is one who believes in you
when you have ceased to believe in yourself.
- Anonymous
A true friend sees the good in everything,
and brings out the best in the worst of things.
- Sasha Azevedo
Better to be a nettle in the side of your friend than his echo.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
There is danger that we lose sight of
what our friend is absolutely,
while considering what she is to us alone.
- Henry David Thoreau
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
- Bill Watterson
We can never replace a friend.
When a man is fortunate enough to have several,
he finds they are all different.
No one has a double in friendship.
- Johann Schiller
You only meet your once in a lifetime friend ...
once in a lifetime.
- Little Rascals
A friend is one before whom I can think aloud.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
An insincere and evil friend is more
to be feared than a wild beast;
a wild beast may wound your body,
but an evil friend will wound your mind.
- The Buddha
Your friend is the man who knows all about you,
and still likes you.
- Elbert Hubbard
He's my friend that speaks well of me behind my back.
- Thomas Fuller
The best mirror is an old friend.
- Proverb
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
- Jerome Cummings
It takes a long time to grow an old friend.
- John Leonard
Walking with a friend in the dark is better
than walking alone in the light.
- Helen Keller
It is a great confidence in a friend
to tell him your faults;
greater to tell him his.
- Benjamin Franklin
A friend to all is a friend to none.
- Aristotle
In everyone's life, at some time,
our inner fire goes out.
It is then burst into flame
by an encounter with another human being.
We should all be thankful for those people
who rekindle the inner spirit.
- Albert Schweitzer
If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship,
we must love our friend for their sakes
rather than for our own.
- Charlotte Bronte
A brother is a friend given by Nature.
- Jean Baptiste Legouve
A holiday, the day I first named you, "friend."
- Mary Anne Radmacher
A friend encourages your dreams and offers advice -
but when you don't follow it,
they still respect and love you.
- Doris Wild Helmering
An old friend will help you move.
A good friend will help you move a dead body.
- Jim Hayes
If I mayn't tell you what I feel,
what is the use of a friend?
- William Makepeace Thackeray
This communicating of a man's self to his friend
works two contrary effects;
for it redoubleth joys, and cutteth griefs in half.
- Francis Bacon
When it hurts to look back,
and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there.
- Anonymous
A true friend is the one who
walks in when others walk out.
- Walter Winchell
A friend is one who has the same enemies as you have.
- Abraham Lincoln
A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
- Latin Proverb
I choose you as my friend, and rejoice.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
A friend is someone who won't stop
until he finds you and brings you home.
- Fraser Sr. in the movie Due South
My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
- Henry Ford
Throw your dreams into space like a kite,
and you do not know what it will bring back,
a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country.
- Anais Nin
A friend knows the song in my heart
and sings it to me when my memory fails.
- Donna Roberts
The only thing to do is to hug one's friend tight and do one's job.
- Edith Wharton
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