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Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
- the movie National Lampoon's Animal House (1978)
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I want to thank my parents for everything I am today -
fat, miserable, and paranoid.
- Anonymous
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
- Erma Bombeck
I don't care whose fault this was, just get it sorted!
And could someone please bring me something deep fat fried
and smothered in chocolate.
- the movie Shrek 2
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
A conservative is a man who is
too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
- Elbert Hubbard
Mind Chatter...
"I'm too fat; I'm too thin; and my hair is a fright;
And I'm never enough; and my world is not right;
I'm not smart; I'm not cute; I'm not strong; I'm a bust
I earn scorn; I earn hate; I'm no good; I disgust."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life.
Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat.
- Albert Einstein
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning
I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
- Winston Churchill
Just one quality of the Buddha has to be remembered.
He consists only of one quality: witnessing.
This small word witnessing contains the whole of spirituality.
Witness that you are not the body.
Witness that you are not the mind.
Witness that you are only a witness.
As the witnessing deepens,
you start becoming drunk with the divine.
That is what is called ecstasy.
- Osho
Creationists make it sound as though a "theory'
is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.
- Isaac Asimov
He is a drunkard who takes more than
three glasses though he be not drunk.
- Epictetus
I have been brought up and trained to have
the utmost contempt for people who get drunk.
- Winston Churchill
It is one of the blessings of old friends
that you can afford to be stupid with them.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
A man must be both stupid and uncharitable
who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side.
- Joseph Addison
Stupid is as stupid does.
- the movie Forrest Gump (1994)
Love is being stupid together.
- Paul Valery
Love interrupts, if you like,
the consequences of your actions,
which in my case is very good news indeed,
because I've done a lot of stupid stuff.
- Bono
When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of,
he always declares that it's his duty.
- George Bernard Shaw
Everybody is a genius.
But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree,
it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
- Albert Einstein
I never make stupid mistakes.
Only very, very clever ones.
- John Peel
An instructed and intelligent people
are always more decent and orderly
than an ignorant and stupid one.
- Adam Smith
A man likes his wife to be
just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness,
and just stupid enough to admire it.
- Israel Zangwill
If you ask a stupid question, you may feel stupid;
if you don't ask a stupid question, you remain stupid.
- Tony Rothman
If you want to improve,
be content to be thought foolish and stupid.
- Epictetus
Whoever loves instruction loves knowledge,
but he who hates correction is stupid.
- Anonymous
Think of how stupid the average person is,
and realize half of them are stupider than that.
- George Carlin
People are stupid;
given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything.
Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie
because they want to believe it's true,
or because they are afraid it might be true.
- Terry Goodkind
So long as we are loved by others,
I would almost say that we are indispensable;
and no man is useless while he has a friend.
- Robert Louis Stevenson
There is a magic in the memory of schoolboy friendships;
it softens the heart,
and even affects the nervous system
of those who have no heart.
- Benjamin Disraeli
One measure of friendship consists
not in the number of things friends can discuss,
but in the number of things they need no longer mention.
- Clifton Fadiman
Let there be no purpose in friendship
save the deepening of the spirit.
- Khalil Gibran
No man is the whole of himself;
his friends are the rest of him.
- Harry Emerson Fosdick
There is no hope of joy except in human relations.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery
We can never replace a friend.
When a man is fortunate enough to have several,
he finds they are all different.
No one has a double in friendship.
- Johann Schiller
Friendship is a thing most necessary to life,
since without friends no one would choose to live,
though possessed of all other advantages.
- Aristotle
I no doubt deserved my enemies,
but I don't believe I deserved my friends.
- Walt Whitman
No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship
of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other's worth.
- Robert Southey
There is no substitute for the comfort supplied
by the utterly taken-for-granted relationship.
- Iris Murdoch
People will do anything, no matter how absurd,
to avoid facing their own souls.
- Carl Jung
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
- Oprah Winfrey
Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there some day.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
There can be no transforming of darkness into light
and of apathy into movement without emotion.
- Carl Jung
Where love reigns, there is no will to power;
and where the will to power is paramount, love is lacking.
The one is but the shadow of the other.
- Carl Jung
No persons are more frequently wrong,
than those who will not admit they are wrong.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Our problems are man-made, therefore they may be solved by man.
And man can be as big as he wants.
No problem of human destiny is beyond human beings.
- John F. Kennedy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
- Proverb
Everyone thinks of changing the world,
but no one thinks of changing himself.
- Leo Tolstoy
Hate destroys, Love builds.
Hate tears down, Love renews and creates.
Hatred holds no hope for the future.
Love creates Today as its own better future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
There is no coming to consciousness without pain.
- Carl Jung
True love has no limits.
- Anonymous
There is no remedy for love but to love more.
- Henry David Thoreau
No written law has ever been more binding
than unwritten custom supported by popular opinion.
- Carrie Chapman Catt
Nobody has ever asked the nuclear family to live
all by itself in a box the way we do.
With no relatives, no support,
we've put it in an impossible situation.
- Margaret Mead
I was born on the prairies where the wind blew free
and there was nothing to break the light of the sun.
I was born where there were no enclosures.
- Geronimo
If I had no sense of humor,
I would long ago have committed suicide.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men.
No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
- Elbert Hubbard
The most pathetic person in the world
is someone who has sight, but has no vision.
- Helen Keller
There is no love without forgiveness,
and there is no forgiveness without love.
- Bryant H. McGill
The man who can't dance thinks the band is no good.
- Polish Proverb
Make your "yes" mean yes,
and your "no" mean no.
- John Wooden
Where there is love there is no question.
- Albert Einstein
No love, no friendship can cross the path of our destiny
without leaving some mark on it forever.
- Francois Muriac
Spread love everywhere you go.
Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier.
- Mother Teresa
No passion so effectually robs the mind of all its powers
of acting and reasoning as fear.
- Edmund Burke
Love like you've never been hurt,
dance like no one is watching,
live as though heaven is on earth.
- Satchel Paige
We are now at a point where we must educate our children
in what no one knew yesterday,
and prepare our schools for what no one knows yet.
- Margaret Mead
No culture can live if it attempts to be exclusive.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
Know that love has no limits.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Genuine heroes - no batteries needed -
bring lots of open-mind and at least a little courage.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
We have no enemies,
we have only friendships that we haven't yet developed
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
No matter how dull, or how mean, or how wise a man is,
he feels that happiness is his indisputable right.
- Helen Keller
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