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Vegetables are a must on a diet.
I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread,
and pumpkin pie.
- Jim Davis

Related topics: Diet

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.
- Carrot Top

The day is coming when a single carrot,
freshly observed, will set off a revolution.
- Paul Cezanne

Carrot Top...
I gave him advice once and he ran with it.
He should thank me.
- Rip Taylor

 

Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market;
or the precipice.
- Robinson Jeffers

Follow up the interview with a phone call.
If Carrot Top can figure out how to use a phone,
so can you.
- Tom Cole

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I
thought that it was more marketable.
- Carrot Top

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My real name is Scott Thompson.
I could have gone by that name, but when I started
doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something
that has a little more of a hook.
- Carrot Top

It was taunted as reality.
It was dangled as a carrot.
In terms of people's hopes and dreams,
to say that that is less of a reality than the daily
grind they find themselves in is maybe not correct.
- Martin Mull

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.
- Carrot Top

I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.
- Carrot Top

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian,
they laughed at me.
- Carrot Top

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.
- Carrot Top

The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.
- Carrot Top

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly
think their music is anything.
- Carrot Top

I think it's the fact that I do something different
and that I actually have some success with it.
That bothers a lot of people...
especially comics.
- Carrot Top

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage,
you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.
- Carrot Top

Reasonable, even intelligent people can,
and frequently do, disagree on how best to achieve
peace in the Middle East,
but, peace must be the goal of our foreign policy tools,
whether they be by the stick or by the carrot.
- Nick Rahall

People always want to put a label on you;
they always want to compare you to something.
- Carrot Top

So I try not to look too far into the future because
I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.
- Carrot Top

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody,
except two or three old girlfriends.
- Carrot Top

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.
- Carrot Top

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs
in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas
of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.
- Carrot Top

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.
- Carrot Top

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing.
I always liked commercials and billboards.
- Carrot Top

Video games are so popular these days,
getting the opportunity to star in one is something special.
More people should do it.
- Carrot Top

I was the class clown at school, but at home,
my family wasn't very funny.
- Carrot Top

Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.
- Carrot Top

People do give me a hard time about my hair because
it's orange and it's big.
- Carrot Top

There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.
- Carrot Top

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.
- Carrot Top

I never worry about diets.
The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
- Mae West

If Kuwait grew carrots we wouldn't give a damn.
- Lawrence Korb

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
- Mitch Hedberg

While Congress can't overturn the Supreme Court,
we can provide carrots and sticks to prevent local
governments from unfairly taking property from landowners.
- Stephanie Herseth

I don't do carrots.
- John Bolton

The finest kind of friendship is between people
who expect a great deal of each other but never ask it.
- Anonymous

True friends are appreciative and never demanding.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A true friend never gets in your way
unless you happen to be going down.
- Arnold H. Glasgow

Friends are the siblings God never gave us.
- Mencius

A friendship that can end never really began.
- Publilius Syrus

If you love something, set it free;
if it comes back it's yours,
if it doesn't, it never was.
- Richard Bach

Some people come into our lives and quickly go.
Some people stay for awhile,
and move our souls to dance.
They awaken us to a new understanding,
leave footprints on our hearts,
and we are never, ever the same.
- Flavia Weedn

We can never replace a friend.
When a man is fortunate enough to have several,
he finds they are all different.
No one has a double in friendship.
- Johann Schiller

It is only the great-hearted who can be true friends.
The mean and cowardly can never know what true friendship means.
- Charles Kingsley

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
- Bill Watterson

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never.
- Charles Caleb Colton

Friendship is always a sweet responsibility,
never an opportunity.
- Khalil Gibran

Life is now.
There was never a time when your life was not now,
nor will there ever be.
- Eckhart Tolle

Life is a game.
Keep it light and playful.
Tease life, taunt life,
never attack life head-on.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You are Never Too Old to Give or Get Gold Stars.
Show Your Honest Appreciation - Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Never lose a holy curiosity.
- Albert Einstein

Know that you are never alone.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Make sure you never, never argue at night.
You just lose a good night's sleep,
and you can't settle anything until morning anyway.
- Rose Kennedy

It's never too late -
never too late to start over,
never too late to be happy.
- Jane Fonda

We never see Life as it really is.
All we can ever see is the reflection of Life -
distorted by our unique perceptions.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

One can never speak enough of the virtues,
the dangers, the power of shared laughter.
- Francoise Sagan

Okay, so it's a matter of life and death - now are you happy?
Urgency is never a path to joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A part of you has grown in me.
And so you see, it's you and me
together forever and never apart,
maybe in distance, but never in heart.
- Anonymous

Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would, I'd never leave.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Love like you've never been hurt,
dance like no one is watching,
live as though heaven is on earth.
- Satchel Paige

We're never so vulnerable than when we trust someone -
but paradoxically, if we cannot trust,
neither can we find love or joy.
- Walter Anderson

Comfort and prosperity have never enriched
the world as much as adversity has.
- Billy Graham

We are never afraid of what is happening in this instant -
It is what MIGHT happen next that frightens us.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side
which he never shows to anybody.
- Mark Twain

Life is a game - a game you can never win.
You already know the final score: Life 1, You 0.
Doesn't mean you can't have fun playing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You can never really live anyone else's life,
not even your child's.
The influence you exert is through your own life,
and what you've become yourself.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

A man who doesn't trust himself
can never really trust anyone else.
- Cardinal De Retz

The greatest and most important problems of life
are all fundamentally insoluble.
They can never be solved but only outgrown.
- Carl Jung

Our desires always disappoint us;
for though we meet with something that gives us satisfaction,
yet it never thoroughly answers our expectation.
- Elbert Hubbard


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