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After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER,
I'll never have kids.
I'm going to have a vasectomy.
- George Clooney

The best effort of a fine person
is felt after we have left their presence.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friendship will be young after the lapse of half a century;
a passion is old at the end of three months.
- Madame Swetchine

Youth, large, lusty, loving -
Youth, full of grace, force, fascination.
Do you know that Old Age may come after you
with equal grace, force, fascination?
- Walt Whitman

 

It takes a long while for a naturally trustful person
to reconcile himself to the idea that
after all God will not help him
- H. L. Mencken

How true Daddy's words were when he said:
all children must look after their own upbringing.
Parents can only give good advice
or put them on the right paths,
but the final forming of a person's character
lies in their own hands.
- Anne Frank

We've got this gift of love, but love is like a precious plant.
You can't just accept it and leave it in the cupboard
or just think it's going to get on by itself.
You've got to keep watering it.
You've got to really look after it and nurture it.
- John Lennon

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Love comforteth like sunshine after rain.
- William Shakespeare

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts.
- John Wooden

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
- Milton Berle

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman -
before marriage and after marriage.
- Anonymous

Many men go fishing all of their lives
without knowing that it is not fish they are after.
- Henry David Thoreau

I don't believe in the after life,
although I am bringing a change of underwear.
- Woody Allen

Never put off till tomorrow
what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain

I look for what needs to be done.
After all, that's how the universe designs itself.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

To know God, watch a butterfly return to the same tree -
after a year and a thousand miles.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I once had a rose named after me
and I was very flattered.
But I was not pleased to read
the description in the catalogue:
no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Wealth, like happiness, is never attained when sought after directly.
It comes as a by-product of providing a useful service.
- Henry Ford

Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you;
she is after your barn.
- Hesiod

That married couples can live together day after day
is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.
- Bill Cosby

There are two things that are more difficult
than making an after-dinner speech:
climbing a wall which is leaning toward you
and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you.
- Winston Churchill

After fifteen minutes I wanted to marry her,
and after half an hour
I completely gave up the idea of stealing her purse.
- the movie Take the Money and Run (1969)

From the way most people live,
one would never guess that humans are beings of free will.
Repetition can be a choice, but often it isn't.
The athlete or pianist who practices the same routine
day after day, year after year, has their eye on a goal.
The unending repetition is a conscious choice
in the pursuit of a life dream.
But what about the sameness of most lives?
Observe the morning commute, the after-work drink,
the Sunday football game or religious service -
how many of those people are consciously following their dream,
training their mind, body, and spirit through that daily repetition?
And how many are mindlessly slogging through each day
out of habit and boredom?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You can not find happiness by chasing after it.
Happiness comes from doing what you love to do,
and from being who you truly are.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Mistakes are, after all, the foundations of truth,
and if a man does not know what a thing is,
it is at least an increase in knowledge
if he knows what it is not.
- Carl Jung

Thinking is what most people resort to after all else fails.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The third certainty of life, after death and taxes,
is that nothing will work out the way you want.
Life is fully as bad as you think it is.
Choose to live joyfully anyway.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Part of our essential humanity is paying respect to what God gave us
and what will be here a long time after we're gone.
- William J. Clinton

Just remember, after they foreclose on your mortgage,
you get a lot more sunshine in your life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

What if happiness were found in the serenity of simple pleasures.
What if we didn't need the newest gizmo... the highest high?
What if happiness is in the air we breathe...
slowly, deeply, and consciously?
What if happiness is one fresh grape, savored with gratitude?
What if happiness is in our oneness with all creation?
What if happiness is about enjoying life exactly as it comes to us -
without chasing after it?
What if happiness is something we CHOOSE...
regardless of our circumstances?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Procrastination is the bad habit of putting off
until the day after tomorrow what should
have been done the day before yesterday.
- Napoleon Hill

There are two things to aim at in life:
first, to get what you want,
and after that to to enjoy it.
- Logan Pearsall Smith

Success seems to be largely a matter
of hanging on after others have let go.
- William Feather

About morals: I know only that
what is moral is what you feel good after
and what is immoral is what you feel bad after.
- Ernest Hemingway

A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Be an opener of doors for such as come after thee.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

How you respond to the challenge in the second half
will determine what you become after the game,
whether you are a winner or a loser.
- Lou Holtz

After climbing a great hill,
one only finds that there are many more hills to climb.
- Nelson Mandela

Ones best success comes after their greatest disappointments.
- Henry Ward Beecher

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography
until after they're dead.
- Samuel Goldwyn

My buildings will be my legacy...
they will speak for me long after I'm gone.
- Julia Morgan

We provide food that customers love,
day after day after day.
People just want more of it.
- Ray Kroc

A systemic cleansing and detox is definitely the way
to go after each holiday.
It is the key to fighting high blood pressure,
heart disease, cancer, and other health-related illnesses.
- Lee Haney

All that I know I learned after I was thirty.
- Georges Clemenceau

Something as curious as the monarchy won't survive
unless you take account of people's attitudes.
After all, if people don't want it, they won't have it.
- Prince Charles

Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.
- Albert Camus

One has a greater sense of degradation after an interview
with a doctor than from any human experience.
- Alice James

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get
tired of doing the hard work you already did.
- Newt Gingrich

Creationists make it sound as though a "theory'
is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.
- Isaac Asimov

After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled,
my friends tripled, my children became more popular at school,
my butcher made a pass at me, and my maid hit me up for a raise.
- Shirley Jones

I make it a policy to try never to
make a complete idiot of myself twice in the same way.
After all, there's always all kinds of new ways
to make a complete idiot of myself.
Why repeat the old ones?
- Margot Dalton

Power, after love, is the first source of happiness.
- Stendhal

My biggest dream is that my words will inspire heart,
hope and personal responsibility in people around the globe
long after my feet in these shoes aren't walking the planet.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
- Benjamin Franklin

Looking after my health today gives me a better hope for tomorrow.
- Anne Wilson Schaef

After much prayerful consideration, I feel that I must
say I have climbed my last political mountain.
- George C. Wallace

It is a common experience that a problem difficult
at night is resolved in the morning after the committee
of sleep has worked on it.
- John Steinbeck

Do you remember the things you were worrying about a year ago?
Didn't you waste a lot of fruitless energy
on account of most of them?
Didn't most of them turn out all right after all?
- Dale Carnegie

When I was 18, I thought my father was pretty dumb.
After a while when I got to be 21, I was amazed to
find out how much he'd learned in three years.
- Frank Butler

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
- Bette Midler

No greater nor more affectionate honor can be conferred
on an American than to have a public school named after him.
- Herbert Hoover

It's a huge change for your body.
You don't even want to look in the mirror after you've had a baby,
because your stomach is just hanging there like a Shar-Pei.
- Cindy Crawford

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him.
After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
- Marilyn Monroe

The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.
- George Ade

After the first blush of sin, comes its indifference.
- Henry David Thoreau

Traveling is the ruin of all happiness!
There's no looking at a building after seeing Italy.
- Fanny Burney

What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like
doing for their babies is usually best after all.
- Benjamin Spock

The modern assault on the environment began about 50 years ago,
during and immediately after World War II.
- Barry Commoner

After two weeks of working on a project,
you know whether it will work or not.
- Bill Budge

I stand for freedom of expression, doing what you believe in,
and going after your dreams.
- Madonna Ciccone

My hope is that 10 years from now, after I've been
across the street at work for a while,
they'll all be glad they gave me that wonderful vote.
- Sandra Day O'Connor


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