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A loyal friend laughs at your jokes
when they're not so good,
and sympathizes with your problems
when they're not so bad.
- Arnold H. Glasgow
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You want to do mankind a real service?
Tell funnier jokes.
- the Woody Allen movie Stardust Memories (1980)
A joke is a very serious thing.
- Winston Churchill
Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.
- Anonymous
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My way of joking is telling the truth;
that is the funniest joke in the world.
- George Bernard Shaw
Life is serious? Why?
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The moment you start seeing life
as non-serious, a playfulness,
all the burden on your heart disappears.
All the fear of death, of life,
of love - everything disappears.
- Osho
Life is serious, get out your magic wand.
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This is serious, get out your magic wand.
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Serious illness doesn't bother me for long
because I am too inhospitable a host.
- Albert Schweitzer
The one serious conviction that a man should have
is that nothing should be taken too seriously.
- Nicholas Murray Butler
People make a big fuss over you when you're President.
But I'm very serious about doing everything I can
to make sure that it doesn't go to my head.
- Jimmy Carter
Politics is a profession; a serious, complicated and,
in its true sense, a noble one.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
Who made the rule that life has to be so serious?
One would think that "life is serious" had been engraved
upon stone tablets to judge from how most lives are lived.
Get a life, smile broadly, sing loudly,
paint your rooms in bold colors,
search every rabbit hole for a magical white bunny,
have caviar for breakfast and oatmeal for dinner,
wear a purple coat with a red hat - dance lightly with life.
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The search after the great men is the dream of youth,
and the most serious occupation of manhood.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
In most communities it is illegal
to cry "fire" in a crowded assembly.
Should it not be considered serious international misconduct
to manufacture a general war scare
in an effort to achieve local political aims?
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
Our inventions are wont to be pretty toys,
which distract our attention from serious things.
They are but improved means to an unimproved end.
- Henry David Thoreau
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away.
- Anonymous
Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage.
- Anais Nin
Life is partly what we make it,
and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.
- Tehyi Hsieh
Life is a sum of all your choices.
- Albert Camus
The longer I live, the more beautiful life becomes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
We all go through life bristling
at our external limitations,
but the most difficult chains
to break are inside us.
- Bradley Whitford
I have found that if you love life,
life will love you back.
- Arthur Rubinstein
Whatever your life's work is, do it well.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
If we like what we do, if we always do our best,
then we are really enjoying life.
We are having fun, we don't get bored,
we don't have frustrations.
- don Miguel Ruiz
What is happiness except the simple harmony
between a man and the life he leads?
- Albert Camus
No man is a failure who enjoys life.
- William Feather
Resistance creates suffering.
Stress happens when your mind resists what is.
The only problem in your life
is your mind's resistance to life as it unfolds.
- Dan Millman
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.
Security is mostly a superstition.
It does not exist in nature.
- Helen Keller
Gift the love of your life with undistracted,
untelevisioned, unhurried attentiveness.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Fear is the root of the tree of suffering.
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The meeting of two personalities is
like the contact of two chemical substances:
if there is any reaction, both are transformed.
- Carl Jung
It is not length of life, but depth of life.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Life is all a game anyway, so just change the rules.
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I hear many people talk about their longing for a balanced life.
What I think they are really expressing
is a desire for a life with less pressure.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Life is like riding a bicycle.
To keep your balance you must keep moving.
- Albert Einstein
How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life.
- Burton Hills
Life is greater than you have ever known it.
- Ernest Holmes
Be prepared for life -
to live happily and without regret,
knowing that you have done your best.
- the Boy Scout Handbook
It is easier to put on slippers
than to carpet the entire world
- Al Franken
When one fully lives a life of acceptance,
life's vagaries are not merely tolerated,
but are received as a gift.
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Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
- John Lennon
Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes.
Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow.
Let reality be reality.
Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like.
- Lao Tzu
Live your life, do your work, then take your hat.
- Henry David Thoreau
Hitch a Ride on the River of Life.
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Life is like music; it must be composed by ear,
feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
- Samuel Butler
Life just happens - enjoy it anyway.
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Life ain't always beautiful,
but it's a beautiful ride.
- Gary Allen
Life's a game, all you have to do is know how to play it.
- Anonymous
As soon as there is life there is danger.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Life only appears complicated when one is worrying.
Relax, and life becomes simple again.
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Life does not consist mainly,
or even largely, of facts or happenings.
It consist mainly of the storm of thoughts
that is forever flowing through one's head.
- Mark Twain
Life consists in what a man is thinking of all day.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Choose your life's mate carefully.
From this one decision will come
90 percent of all your happiness or misery.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
The purpose of human life is to serve,
and to show compassion and the will to help others.
- Albert Schweitzer
Life comes from the earth and life returns to the earth.
- Zhuangzi
Life is not a tragedy, it is a comedy.
To be alive means to have a sense of humor.
- Osho
Life is given to us, we earn it by giving it.
- Rabindranath Tagore
Every human life contains a potential,
if that potential is not fulfilled,
then that life was wasted...
- Carl Jung
Life is like an onion:
you peel it off one layer at a time,
and sometimes you weep.
- Carl Sandburg
To the young child, all life is a great adventure -
when did we grow so dull and brittle.
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There is only one happiness in life: to love and to be loved.
- George Sand
A man who dares to waste one hour of time
has not discovered the value of life.
- Charles Darwin
Life must be lived as play.
- Plato
Life is defined more by its contrasts than its samenesses;
Life is defined more by its risks than the many securities.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Satisfaction of one's curiosity
is one of the greatest sources of happiness in life.
- Linus Pauling
Life is in our point-of-view.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Life is NOT a constant emergency.
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Each man's life touches so many other lives.
- It's a Wonderful Life (1946 movie)
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