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Please enjoy these Animal House quotes on Friendship from my collection of Friendship quotes.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
- the movie National Lampoon's Animal House (1978)
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
- Erma Bombeck
I want to thank my parents for everything I am today -
fat, miserable, and paranoid.
- Anonymous
I don't care whose fault this was, just get it sorted!
And could someone please bring me something deep fat fried
and smothered in chocolate.
- the movie Shrek 2
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The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life.
Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat.
- Albert Einstein
A conservative is a man who is
too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
- Elbert Hubbard
Mind Chatter...
"I'm too fat; I'm too thin; and my hair is a fright;
And I'm never enough; and my world is not right;
I'm not smart; I'm not cute; I'm not strong; I'm a bust
I earn scorn; I earn hate; I'm no good; I disgust."
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The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear.
- Maya Angelou
The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that
they can grow separately without growing apart.
- Elisabeth Foley
A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer 
The meeting of two personalities is
like the contact of two chemical substances:
if there is any reaction, both are transformed.
- Carl Jung
Our chief want is someone who will inspire us
to be what we know we could be.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
The happiest moments my heart knows are those in which
it is pouring forth its affections to a few esteemed characters.
- Thomas Jefferson
The finest kind of friendship is between people
who expect a great deal of each other but never ask it.
- Anonymous
The greatest compliment that was ever paid me
was when one asked me what I thought,
and attended to my answer.
- Henry David Thoreau
The easiest kind of friendship for me
is with ten thousand people.
The hardest is with one.
- Joan Baez
A friend is someone who knows all about you,
and loves you just the same.
- Elbert Hubbard
The language of Friendship is not words, but meanings.
It is an intelligence above language.
- Henry David Thoreau
Choose a friend as thou dost a wife,
till death separate you.
- William Penn
A single rose can be my garden...
a single friend, my world.
- Leo Buscaglia
A friend encourages your dreams and offers advice -
but when you don't follow it,
they still respect and love you.
- Doris Wild Helmering
My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
- Henry Ford
Better to be a nettle in the side of your friend than his echo.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
In my friend, I find a second self.
- Isabel Norton
A new friend is like new wine;
when it has aged you will drink it with pleasure.
- Ecclesiastes 9:10
A true friend is a rock upon whom you can depend.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing.
- Benjamin Franklin
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
- Latin Proverb
A friend is a present you give yourself.
- Robert Louis Stevenson
One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.
- Euripides
In everyone's life, at some time,
our inner fire goes out.
It is then burst into flame
by an encounter with another human being.
We should all be thankful for those people
who rekindle the inner spirit.
- Albert Schweitzer
The only reward of virtue is virtue;
the only way to have a friend is to be one.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Life without a friend is like death without a witness.
- Spanish proverb
Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend,
but it requires a very fine nature
to sympathize with a friend's success.
- Oscar Wilde
A friend is one who has the same enemies as you have.
- Abraham Lincoln
When it hurts to look back,
and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there.
- Anonymous
The best mirror is an old friend.
- Proverb
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
- Jerome Cummings
We can never replace a friend.
When a man is fortunate enough to have several,
he finds they are all different.
No one has a double in friendship.
- Johann Schiller
An insincere and evil friend is more
to be feared than a wild beast;
a wild beast may wound your body,
but an evil friend will wound your mind.
- The Buddha
A brother is a friend given by Nature.
- Jean Baptiste Legouve
A true friend sees the good in everything,
and brings out the best in the worst of things.
- Sasha Azevedo
Everyone has a "best friend" during each stage of life,
but only a precious few have the same one.
- Anonymous
I choose you as my friend, and rejoice.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
He's my friend that speaks well of me behind my back.
- Thomas Fuller
When you part from your friend, you grieve not;
For that which you love most in him may be
clearer in his absence,
as the mountain to the climber
is clearer from the plain.
- Khalil Gibran
A friend knows the song in my heart
and sings it to me when my memory fails.
- Donna Roberts
A friend to all is a friend to none.
- Aristotle
Go oft to the house of thy friend,
for weeds choke the unused path.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
If I mayn't tell you what I feel,
what is the use of a friend?
- William Makepeace Thackeray
You only meet your once in a lifetime friend ...
once in a lifetime.
- Little Rascals
So long as we are loved by others,
I would almost say that we are indispensable;
and no man is useless while he has a friend.
- Robert Louis Stevenson
This communicating of a man's self to his friend
works two contrary effects;
for it redoubleth joys, and cutteth griefs in half.
- Francis Bacon
A true friend is one who believes in you
when you have ceased to believe in yourself.
- Anonymous
A true friend is the one who
walks in when others walk out.
- Walter Winchell
The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.
- Henry David Thoreau
A friend should be a master at guessing and keeping still.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
A real friend is one who walks in
when the rest of the world walks out.
- Walter Winchell
The only way to have a friend is to be one.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship,
we must love our friend for their sakes
rather than for our own.
- Charlotte Bronte
A holiday, the day I first named you, "friend."
- Mary Anne Radmacher
The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand,
nor the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship;
it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one
when he discovers that someone else believes in him
and is willing to trust him with his friendship.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
A friend is one who walks in when others walk out
- Walter Winchell
A friend or co-worker shares a political,
religious, economic, or social opinion
that is opposite to yours -
does that drive a wedge between your hearts?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
You are my friend when you can guard my failure,
challenge my thought and celebrate my success.
- Anonymous
An old friend will help you move.
A good friend will help you move a dead body.
- Jim Hayes
I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar,
but I cherish the friend who for me
does not consult his calendar.
- Robert Brault
Each friend represents a world in us,
a world possibly not born until they arrive,
and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.
- Anais Nin
What is a friend? I will tell you ...
it is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.
- Frank Crane
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
- Bill Watterson
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